Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I didn't notice because vodka
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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