Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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