i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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