and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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