He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Found the puke drawer
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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