Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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