Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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