yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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