So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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