The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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