One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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