Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Even my vagina gasped.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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