Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I fill condoms, not promises.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
