i think i have herpe
just one?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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