She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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