I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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