we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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