This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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