so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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