Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
