She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You're like the curious george of whores
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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