the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
