i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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