It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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