The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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