YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just made out with a guy for $7.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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