tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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