he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Randomize
