okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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