i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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