Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
oh god the rape fog is back!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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