Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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