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We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(760): View more from California

Man, ugly runs in her family

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yeah, big time

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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(623): View more from Arizona

By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?

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(801): View more from Utah

My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.

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