what if I'm pregnant?
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My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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