I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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