If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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