all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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