I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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