i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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