it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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