I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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