With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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