Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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