Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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