Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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