Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
did you just send me my own nude
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
