:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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