Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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