What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
