At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Randomize
