Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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