Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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